Having the most pathetic “problem” right now. Need to go to the supermarket to buy carrots for some soup but I don’t know what to wear?
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious
If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.